‘South Park’ Roasts Itself and Trump in Wild Halloween Episode Featuring Crypto, Ghosts, and Melania

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South Park just dropped its most chaotic Halloween episode yet and this time, the show turned its razor-sharp humor on itself.
In the Oct. 31 special, Stan Marsh broke the fourth wall to call out South Park’s recent obsession with politics, grumbling that the show “sucks now because of all this political shit.” His solution? Launching a crypto coin called South Park Sucks and sending Kyle’s cousin, Kyle Schwartz, to the White House to ask Donald Trump for protection.
Yes, really.
What followed was pure South Park madness: Trump, haunted inside the White House by a mysterious “woman in a hat,” held a séance led by Attorney General Pam Bondi, only to discover the ghost was none other than Melania Trump.
Also haunting the halls? FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, who appeared as a mummy after “losing his freedom of speech,” according to Stephen Miller a callback to a bizarre subplot from an earlier episode.
The Halloween special, titled “The Woman in the Hat,” arrived two days late (because of course it did). The delay adds to a long list of schedule shakeups this year, including surprise premieres and date changes.
Still, fans can expect South Park to return to its biweekly release schedule, with new episodes set for Nov. 12, Nov. 26, and Dec. 10.
Last week’s episode already pushed boundaries, following Trump’s rocky relationship with his pregnant partner, Satan, and mocking the viral “6-7” TikTok trend, which somehow led Peter Thiel on a mission to find the Antichrist.
After nearly 30 years on air, South Park is still as unhinged as ever — roasting itself, Trump, and everything in between. And if this Halloween episode proves anything, it’s that South Park’s biggest punchline might just be South Park itself.
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